THE AGENT :

Hi Zoé,
I hope you are well.
While I didn’t respond to your email two years ago (I was in the process of moving to the South of France!), as you can see I always keep my applications on file and when I have some time and possible openings in the agency I will go back to them.
I’m sure things have changed since you emailed me, perhaps you have found representation? Are you still in Ireland? Are still looking for representation? etc.
If you are, let me know and it might be interesting to have a chat.
Let me know your thoughts.
All the best
Alex

MY ANSWER :

Hi Alex,
I hope you are not well.
While you didn’t respond to my email two years ago (I was in the process of moving on), as you can see I always keep my kookiness on point and when I have some time and possible openings to smack back I will jump on the opportunity.
I’m sure things have changed since you ignored me, perhaps you haven’t found work for your current talents ? Are you still in Potato Land ? Are you still looking to make yourself more important than you actually are ? etc.
If you are, do not let me know and it might be interesting to see you sink.
My thoughts are loud and clear.
See the door,
Zoé

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